Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.