Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

Many live by their wits but few by their wit.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?