If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.