Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.