Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.