Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

The unexpected always happens.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.