A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.