A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.