A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?