If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.