America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.