America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.