Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.