Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.