Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.