No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.