No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.