You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.