How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.