My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.
I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story