Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.