I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.