There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"