The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance, you know -- Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, you'll show off till you're exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew!

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.