To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

Communism is just one big telephone company.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

Every group, every system has a set of values and morals and when you get outside those, then the alarms ring. I was politically incorrect to 95% of the country; luckily my 5% had the bread to come see me.