Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

Once you sleep on feathers you can't go back to sleeping on the floor.

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.