Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.