I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.
Slumps don't bother me.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.