How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.