How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
Slumps don't bother me.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.