Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.
I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.