I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?