I know my name will always be linked with women.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
Slumps don't bother me.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.