I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.
Les DawsonMy mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
Les DawsonI took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
Les Dawson