I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.

I know my name will always be linked with women.

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?