I know my name will always be linked with women.
The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.
Slumps don't bother me.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?