Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.