My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.

There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.