I know my name will always be linked with women.
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.
Slumps don't bother me.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.