I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
I know my name will always be linked with women.
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.