I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
Slumps don't bother me.
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.