I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
Les DawsonTake my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
Les DawsonHow can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
Les DawsonI took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
Les Dawson