I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.

I know my name will always be linked with women.