I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
I know my name will always be linked with women.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
Slumps don't bother me.