There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.