My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
Slumps don't bother me.