Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
I know my name will always be linked with women.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.