Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.