There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
I know my name will always be linked with women.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.