I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.