He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.