My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.