I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.
Les DawsonFunny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les DawsonI'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
Les DawsonI can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les Dawson