Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.

Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.

I know my name will always be linked with women.

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.