My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
I know my name will always be linked with women.
Slumps don't bother me.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.