Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
Les DawsonMy mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les DawsonI can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les DawsonThe wife's Mother said, โWhen you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.โ I said: โGood, I'm being buried at seaโ.
Les Dawson