Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.