Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.

Slumps don't bother me.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.