I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.

There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.