Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les DawsonTake my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
Les DawsonMy mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les DawsonI took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
Les Dawson