My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les DawsonMy lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
Les DawsonI went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.
Les Dawson