Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.
The wife's Mother said, โWhen you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.โ I said: โGood, I'm being buried at seaโ.