I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
Les DawsonMy mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les DawsonI'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
Les DawsonMy mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les Dawson