There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

I know my name will always be linked with women.

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.