The wife's Mother said, โWhen you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.โ I said: โGood, I'm being buried at seaโ.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.