My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.