Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.