Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.