Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.