No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.

I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug that would make one so delusional?

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.