The reason I like socialism is that it's kind of enforced Christianity. It's basically very Christian, in the sense of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." These people have nothing, so you have to share.

What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

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