When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'
Lewis BlackOne thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
Lewis BlackWhen it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
Lewis Black