That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck ,so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it.

You are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to. You don't need permission anymore! If you wake up next tuesday, and you feel like being Batman, go for it! And then you go to work, and your boss will look up and go "who are you," and you can say: "I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?"

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.