When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.
My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
I never write anything down. I write onstage.
If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.