You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!

I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went, 'Wow, it's not me!'

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.

Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhile to preserve. Ultimately it drains the life out of us, and existentialism starts to make more and more sense.

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.