The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.
Lewis BlackIt's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
Lewis BlackYou don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.
Lewis BlackThis is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
Lewis BlackThey've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!
Lewis Black