The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.

I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I was very young, gave me a top to play with. They called it a dreidel. I knew it was a top. And as I looked at that top, I said, 'You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.

In Canada I'm not dealing with people who are bringing in baggage, they just get it. But New Orleans will be a bit different. If there's a group of people who have a right to be bitter, it's the people of New Orleans.

It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.