Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...
Lewis BlackI can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.
Lewis BlackWhat is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
Lewis BlackNone of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to go vote, that they already feel disenfranchised. It's not just Obama's fault or Clinton's or whomever's, it's all of them, the whole collection of clowns I've had to sit through.
Lewis Black