My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.
Lewis BlackIf you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
Lewis BlackI'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't tell me what you're going to do. Just say "I'd really like to do solar energy but I'm not going to be able to. I really want to dig holes everywhere in the country but I really won't be able to do it because people seem to think that maybe my water will be screwed up."
Lewis BlackWhen we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.
Lewis Black