The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.