The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.

No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

Earth Day was created because we were doing a lot of drugs, more drugs than you could ever f@*! imagine. And so we came up with Earth Day, so we'd have one day that would remind us what planet we were living on.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.