I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
Lewis BlackYou know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!
Lewis BlackFor a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think.
Lewis Black