The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.

Political audiences are not fun.