I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!

Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.

Everybody's got cable.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!