How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

You are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to. You don't need permission anymore! If you wake up next tuesday, and you feel like being Batman, go for it! And then you go to work, and your boss will look up and go "who are you," and you can say: "I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?"

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.