Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
Lewis BlackSaying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.
Lewis BlackThat's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
Lewis Black