The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

I think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because the day you vote is the day that you will feel the most ineffectual you will feel all year.

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.

You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.