MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.