Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
I think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because the day you vote is the day that you will feel the most ineffectual you will feel all year.